I have a problem with my owner. She
always wants me to wear this one
outfit that makes me look easy. I'm
the mother of 16, two litters of course,
and I just don't want ot have another
eight! What can I do?
-Modest Mommy
Dear Modest,
I can relate, I too am quite the hot mama. A trick that usually works for me is late at night when your making your rounds, tip-toe into the room where the outfit is kept, quietly take it and put it under your bed. The next day after your owner has gone to work, take it outside and bury it. Hopefully you didn't just get your nails trimmed, or it may take a long time to dig.
Good Luck!
Recently I met a wonderful pooch
at the park across town. It was love
at first site, you know what I'm
talking about! We rubbed noses and
I thought he really understood me.
But later I found out that he was a
stray. He lied to me and now I feel
very betrayed! I'm an uptown girl
and it would just never work out.
Will I ever be able to trust again?
-Betrayed in Buffalo
Dear Betrayed,
I feel for you. I too have been a
victim of a sweet-talking stray. I
shed many a tear, and so will you.
But I promise that soon you will
meet the dog of your dreams and
forget all about that no-good stray.
